Retro Action Warrior Comic Cover Parody T-Shirt – 80s Military Satire Tee

Unleash raw survival energy with this Jungle Warrior Action Comic Parody Tee, featuring an original, comic-cover–style illustration inspired by classic 80s action cinema and over-the-top hero storytelling.

This design captures the essence of a lone jungle fighter—strength, resilience, grit, and defiance—without referencing any real actor, movie title, character name, or trademarked franchise. The character is a fully original creation, styled with exaggerated comic proportions, military-inspired gear, and explosive action visuals.

Perfect for fans of action movies, retro pop culture, and bold graphic streetwear, this tee delivers nostalgic adrenaline while remaining completely original and platform-compliant.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Discreet Victory and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 7 Bell Yard, London, United Kingdom, WC2A2JR or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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